BREAKING NEWS: RAPHINHA OFFICIALLY “SIGNED THE CONTRACT OF THE CENTURY” WITH MANCHESTER UNITED — 150 MILLION EUROS THAT SHOCKED THE ENTIRE FOOTBALL WORLD!
Manchester, England (Fictional news) – A real earthquake is spreading throughout the football world! According to “exclusive sources” from The Red Daily (a fictional tabloid that specializes in creating storms online), Manchester United is said to have completed a blockbuster deal worth 150 million euros to recruit Raphinha – the Brazilian winger currently playing for Barcelona.
Although there has not been any official confirmation, “inside sources” claim:
“Raphinha was in Manchester last night, escorted by three black SUVs, and everything was signed in just… 27 minutes.”
⚽ The deal that “shocked” the whole of Europe
According to the article that went viral on social network X (Twitter), this contract was described as “the craziest of the decade”, surpassing the deal that Pogba returned to MU in 2016.
A viral tweet read:
“150 million euros for Raphinha! Old Trafford is about to explode!”
Meanwhile, a “person claiming to be an employee of Manchester airport” revealed:
“I swear I saw him step out of a private plane, wearing AirPods, smiling brightly. No one smiles that brightly if they haven’t just signed a big contract.”
💬 MU fans go crazy, Barca fans panic
After only 30 minutes, the hashtag #WelcomeRaphinha climbed to the top 1 in the UK, while in Spain, the keyword #AdiosRaphinha left Barca fans “shocked beyond words”.
A diehard MU fan posted:
“150 million euros? Doesn’t matter! We need someone who can cross the ball to Hojlund!”
Meanwhile, a Barca fan quipped:
“Thanks MU, they saved our budget as usual.”
