ABC News BREAKING! Medical tests reveal Donald Trump has a “serious health problem” – photos of his hands “taken today” are shocking the nation. Confirming he has ….
According to the “anonymous” source in the simulation, the condition is believed to be related to his long-term overdose of high-dose aspirin — which has left his hands “unusually red and pale.”
📸 Two shocking photos: “The hands of power, now shaking?”
Two fictional photos have gone viral: in one, Trump raises his hands as he leaves the Mar-a-Lago golf course; in the other, he clenches his hands on his desk, looking tired.
One social media account sarcastically commented:
“This is the first time Trump’s hands have gotten more attention than his Truth Social posts.”
Meanwhile, his supporters claim that “this is just a political smear,” and that Trump’s hands “are still strong enough to sign 1,000 more executive orders.”
🧪 ‘Mysterious’ medical source: “Signs of severe fatigue”
According to this fictional article, “ABC” allegedly quoted an unidentified doctor as saying:
“Recent tests have shown abnormalities in the blood and skin of his hands. This could be the result of long-term use of high doses of painkillers.”
However, “Trump’s medical team” immediately denied it, asserting:
“The president is completely healthy. His hands are just… a little red from playing golf in the Florida sun.”
💬 The online community is divided into two camps: “Really worried” vs. “Pre-election drama”
On Truth Social, a fictional Trump immediately responded:
“I’m as strong as a horse — even a Kentucky Derby winner. Don’t believe ABC’s fake news!”
The post got more than 3 million views in just one hour, and the hashtags #TrumpHands and #AspirinGate shot straight to the top of X (Twitter).
One person joked:
“If it’s real, this would be the smallest, most talked-about scandal in American history.”
🏛️ (Fantasy) political pundits speak out: “Trump-esque media storm”
Fictional media analyst Mark Delaney commented:
“From hair, to skin, to now… hands. Everything about Trump has become a pop culture phenomenon. He doesn’t need to say anything — he just shows up, and the internet does the talking.”
Another writer quipped:
“If Watergate had a tape recorder, then Trumpgate has… hands that are making waves.”
💥 Conclusion: When news and legend merge
Though entirely fictional, the story of “Trump’s hand and high-dose aspirin” is becoming the hottest political meme on the internet.
One user wrote:
“Regardless of whether it’s true or not, if Trump doesn’t shake when holding a glass of water – he’s still the strongest candidate on the planet.”
And as always, as the rumor spreads, Mr. Trump (in the article’s satirical tone) is turning the whole world into an audience for his TV show called ‘TRUMP: STILL STANDING’.
