Barcelona – The European transfer market has officially exploded like a blockbuster when inside sources revealed that Manchester United has submitted a 200 million euro offer to recruit Lamine Yamal, Barcelona’s brightest “16-year-old gem”.
According to leaked information from insiders, this offer was sent directly to the office of president Joan Laporta early this morning, leaving Barcelona’s leadership “stunned to the point of being speechless.” A member of Barca’s board of directors described:
“Nobody could believe that number was real. Two hundred million euros for a teenager – that was a declaration of war from Old Trafford.”
It is known that coach Rúben Amorim, who is said to be about to take over Man United, is the one behind this daring deal. He believes that Yamal is “the key to reviving the Red Devils,” and is willing to spend all his budget to bring the Catalan prodigy to the Premier League.
Shortly after receiving the offer, Joan Laporta – known for his hot temper and narcissism – sent an urgent message to Amorim, allegedly accompanied by a promise and a plea.
According to El Deportivo, the leaked text message contained eight shocking words:
“Don’t touch my boy. I’ll make it worth it.”
Spanish media said this was a desperate oath from Laporta, who was struggling between two options: keeping the jewel of La Masia or accepting a huge sum to rescue the debt-ridden finances.
A source close to Laporta revealed that an emergency meeting that lasted until midnight, attended by Deco and coach Hansi Flick, was held. “Everyone agreed: if Yamal leaves, it will be the day the sun sets on Camp Nou,” the source said.
Meanwhile, in Manchester, fans have gone wild with excitement, sharing memes and chanting “Welcome to Old Trafford, Lamine!” on social media. One fan wrote:
“If this deal does happen, we will have a new Ronaldo – and this time, he is here to stay.”
But Barcelona are not giving up easily. According to Sport Catalunya, Laporta is preparing a “super-sized” new contract for Yamal, with a release clause of up to €1 billion, to send a clear message: “We will not repeat the mistake of Neymar a second time.”
Although the deal is still in its early stages, the football world is on the brink of a historic transfer explosion. And while Manchester United dream of “the superstar of the future”, Barcelona are fighting to hold on to their last soul.