According to an “unnamed source” from the White House, an emergency meeting that lasted more than 5 hours took place last night. The result: more than 12,000 visas were immediately revoked, and a list of “individuals who have acted sarcastically, mocked or insulted Charlie Kirk” is being “reviewed on social network X (Twitter)”.
🇺🇸 Trump is said to have been “furious” after reading this comment
A fictional post from “President Trump” (modeled in this article) reads:
“If you do not respect my friend Charlie Kirk, the United States probably does not need you.”
The hashtag #VisaKirkGate exploded on social media, climbing to the top of the global trending list in just a few hours. Netizens in Mexico and Brazil expressed bewilderment: “We were just joking, and we lost our student visas!”
🏛️ Countries react strongly
The German Foreign Ministry (in the fictional style of the article) “recalled the US ambassador” and issued a statement:
“We respect freedom of speech, and we cannot believe that commenting on a media figure would cause citizens to lose the right to enter this country.”
Meanwhile, in Buenos Aires, hundreds of Argentinian students took to the streets with banners reading “Free Our Visas – Free Charlie’s Critics!” – turning the incident into a bizarre global movement of unprecedented scale.
💻 Social media explodes with the “Charlie Kirk Effect”
On the X platform, videos, memes and mockery spread like wildfire. One user wrote:
“I just said Charlie Kirk’s hair looks like a sandwich – now my email is broken!”
Meanwhile, some Americans seemed to agree with the move (in a tone that mimics tabloid journalism):
“Time to protect patriots from haters!” – commented a Florida resident.
🌐 ‘Visa War’ – The strangest diplomatic battle of the year
Observers (in the fictional world of the article) have dubbed the event “Visa War 2025”, and believe it could be the opening step of a new political era where social media sentiment determines immigration policy.
A foreign affairs editor “half-jokingly” said:
“From now on, if you want to come to the US, you may have to like Charlie Kirk’s post to prove your loyalty!”
😱 Conclusion: A new chapter in the… era of ’emotional visas’
Although there is no real evidence (and the entire content is purely fictional), this “event” has had netizens talking all night.
Many joked:
“In Trump’s world, the visa is not only in the passport – it is also in Charlie Kirk’s heart.”
