Los Angeles, CA – If there is an unofficial title given to Patrick Beverley, it is surely “The Greatest Athlete of All Time at Hating Steph Curry.”
The World Fictional Sports Council (WFSC) recently held a secret meeting to propose adding “Hating Steph Curry” to the list of Olympic sports, declaring: “If the sport existed, Pat Bev would be the first and only member of the Hall of Fame immediately!”
The Theory Behind This “Sport”
Analysts say that, far from just on-court rivalry, Patrick Beverley has elevated hostility to a unique performance art and psychological tactic:
Consistency: Unlike other opponents who only hate Curry when they lose, Pat Bev displays consistent hostility across multiple teams (Clippers, Wolves, Lakers, Bucks), multiple years, and multiple situations. This is the highest score for “Consistency in Mental Threat.”
Confrontation Technique: Beverley doesn’t just try to defend; he uses everything from shoving, trash talk, to imitating celebrations to distract the Golden State Warriors superstar.
Global Impact: Every time Pat Bev faces Curry, even the smallest play becomes a meme or a major news headline. He turned a personal feud into a global entertainment event.
The Memorial Induction Ceremony
According to the hypothetical plan, Beverley’s induction into the Hall of Fame would have been held at “Draymond Green Stadium” (a fictional location), and his speech would have consisted of just one sentence:
“Without Steph Curry, I wouldn’t have this career. I want to thank him for being the greatest goal.”
He would then receive a championship ring for the new sport, designed with the image of a basketball being… glared at by him.
